physics jokes [poll]

From: Hypermars <hypermars00_at_yahoo.com>
Date: Wed, 10 Jun 2009 06:40:52 +0200

Quale di queste freddure trovate piu' divertente?

1) A neutron walked into a bar and asked: "How much for a drink?". The
bartender replied: "For you, no charge".

2) Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? Because when they find the
position, they can't find the momentum, and when they find the momentum,
they can't find the position.

3) Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said: "I think
I lost an electron!". "Really?" the other replied, "are you sure?".
"Yeah, I'm positive".

4) There was an old lady called Wright
Who could travel much faster than light
She departed one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night


Io voto per la 3). Seguita nell'ordine di preferenza da 1), 2), 4).

Bye
Hyper


P.S. scusate se non traduco, ma in italiano non rendono
Received on Wed Jun 10 2009 - 06:40:52 CEST