Re: physics jokes [poll]

From: cometa_luminosa <alberto.rasa_at_virgilio.it>
Date: Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:27:02 -0700 (PDT)

On 10 Giu, 06:40, Hypermars <hypermar..._at_yahoo.com> wrote:
> Quale di queste freddure trovate piu' divertente?
>
> 1) A neutron walked into a bar and asked: "How much for a drink?". The
> bartender replied: "For you, no charge".
>
> 2) Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? Because when they find the
> position, they can't find the momentum, and when they find the momentum,
> they can't find the position.
>
> 3) Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said: "I think
> I lost an electron!". "Really?" the other replied, "are you sure?".
> "Yeah, I'm positive".
>
> 4) There was an old lady called Wright
> Who could travel much faster than light
> She departed one day
> In a relative way
> And returned on the previous night
>
> Io voto per la 3). Seguita nell'ordine di preferenza da 1), 2), 4).
>
> Bye
> Hyper
>
> P.S. scusate se non traduco, ma in italiano non rendono

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