Re: physics jokes [poll]

From: Giuseppe <josephdc_at_tiscali.it>
Date: Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:12:42 +0200

Hypermars ha scritto:

> Quale di queste freddure trovate piu' divertente?

> 1) A neutron walked into a bar and asked: "How much for a drink?". The
> bartender replied: "For you, no charge".

> 2) Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? Because when they find the
> position, they can't find the momentum, and when they find the momentum,
> they can't find the position.

> 3) Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said: "I think
> I lost an electron!". "Really?" the other replied, "are you sure?".
> "Yeah, I'm positive".

> 4) There was an old lady called Wright
> Who could travel much faster than light
> She departed one day
> In a relative way
> And returned on the previous night


> Io voto per la 3). Seguita nell'ordine di preferenza da 1), 2), 4).

Da osservatore esterno, io trovo la 2) pi� divertente e poi nell'ordine
3-1-4. Tutte simpatiche cmq.

> Bye
> Hyper

Grazie, ciao!
Giuseppe
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> P.S. scusate se non traduco, ma in italiano non rendono
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